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Creepy Pizza (A Poem)

Most of you that know me, understand that I love pizza more than most things. Like boys or oxygen or money (which can be problematic because most people wont barter for pizza).

Anywho, I came across this gem on the interwebs and I knew it couldn’t be ignored.

I introduce to you, possibly the most incredible poem of the modern society.

World, meet Creepy Pizza. Creepy Pizza, world.

Creepy Pizza by Neal Levin

 

I’d like a pizza topped with cheese
then sprinkled with some gnats and fleas,
some centipedes and slimy slugs,
and other creepy, crawly bugs.

I want to add some fingernails
and oyster ooze and crunchy snails
and chicken bones and spoiled meat
and smelly socks from dirty feet.

I want it topped with lots of mold
and gooey boogers (not too old),
a lot of snot, a little spit,
and guts with grimy, grainy grit.

I want the most disgusting crust
with spider webs and day-old dust
and dirt and mud and blood and gore
delivered to my sister’s door.

 

Text © Neal Levin, reprinted from Dinner with Dracula, published by Meadowbrook Press.

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About the Author

Neal Levin

Neal Levin is a freelance children’s writer from southeastern Michigan (outside of Detroit). He has written poems and stories for a number of magazines and anthologies. “Creepy Pizza” first appeared in the book Dinner With Dracula (Meadowbrook Press), a book of funny, spooky poems edited by Bruce Lansky. Neal’s work has also been included in Caroline Kennedy’s recent collection Poems To Learn By Heart (Disney/Hyperion) and Chicken Soup For the Soul: Think Positive For Kids. His favorite pizza toppings in real life are mushrooms and onions. Check out his website!

Thank You

Huge thank you to Neal Levin who was a wonderful sport when I reached out and wanted to feature his poem. He thankfully said yes and now we can all enjoy a slice of creepy pizza. Thank you Neal!

 

So I have to ask. What would you put on YOUR creepy pizza?

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  • Kathy Palm
    February 2, 2015

    Well, I love pizza, but that’s… EW! Lol! I’m just going to stick with sausage… yup.

  • Kissed by Ink
    February 2, 2015

    Yeah, I’m with Kathy. I love pizza, but I’m partial to things like onions, peppers, bacon, etc. I’ll leave the bugs and slimy things to the real zombies.

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