To be clear, this post is not a review of My Best Friend’s Exorcism by Grady Hendrix.

It is a love letter wrapped in infatuation and sealed with the blood of a unicorn because THIS PAPERBACK COVER IS MY GD PATRONUS:

I can’t even.

If this cover was a man, my husband and I would need to have a very long talk.

This brilliant paperback release cover of My Best Friend’s Exorcism by Grady Hendrix was designed by the talented Mr. Doogie Horner, with illustrations by the venerable Australian artist Hugh Fleming.

And oh. My. Demon. Aunt. did these gents nail it.

I cannot decide what I love about it most:

The neon!

The hair!

The balloons!

The tags!

The BFFs rollerskating in disco lights!

This jerk!

The distress!

This owl whose name is probably Gareth!

These stickers!

I don’t know. Whatever. All I know is that I’m in love. And, if anyone from Quirk is reading this: who ever had the idea to make it look like a VHS tape needs a raise.

No, I haven’t read it yet, but if this cover is any indication–oh my heart look at this cover.

Available July 11, 2017 from Quirk Books.

Just look at it. 

I SAID LOOK AT IT