Needing coffee to fuel my day isn’t particularly original. But that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t get to have a little fun with my morning java fix.

When I stumbled upon Turkey Merck, an artisan who handcrafts horror-themed mugs and other merch, I was floored by the craftsmanship.

Handcrafted, hand-painted, elaborately designed mugs that look like real skulls? I’m sold!

But these designs are not for the faint of heart, or those who don’t possess a quick mouse-finger. These limited edition designs sell out within MINUTES of being released and I can see why.

At first glance, I assumed if I had the funds, I would buy one of the skull mugs.

 

Catacomb Skull Mug © TurkeyMerck.comBut then I saw The Boogeyman mug.

The Boogeyman Mug © Turkey Merck

And THEN, I saw pics of the latest release happening in a few days…THE MUMMY.

Mummy Mug © https://www.turkeymerck.com/

If I had the cash, I’d be ready, willing and able. For now, I’ll just have to deal with the living nightmare of not having the budget for one of these seriously cool mugs.

Or drown my sorrows in one of the affordable magnets from Merck Studios

Mr. Gray magnet © Merck Studios